Appearance-wise she never did a darned thing for me as I work as well as know MANY women FAR more attractive than she ever hoped to.

JUST a keelhauling ?
Nah...after that if survived, there has to be a "Walk the PLANK" in there !

Bottom line with the whole previous ordeal was al whole lot of customers did NOT get what they paid for, and I for one am very glad the whole deal erupted PRIOR to what would have been a VERY BAD idea for me to order one of their kits. From what I have read of reviews of those kits, I'm further glad I did not order as I would have been disappointed.
Then again, I don't think I would have ordered anyway. I actually expect the goods sitting in inventory and ready to ship PRIOR to me ordering them.

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