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My wife was not even allowed to drive my Cadillac STS nor was she able to drive my 6spd manual Z28.
Whenever she wanted to drive the STS I literally told her it can't take the excessive gas pedal wear. She drove it exactly twice, once with me in it and once without me. The time she drove it without me she took off like she was at a sanctioned NHRA dragstrip, not a road. That was the end of that....only I was allowed to perform such abusive behavior on our family vehicles as I, NOT HER, would be the one either repairing them or arranging for them to be repaired. If you don't wanna be called upon to turn a wrench, you better not be abusin' the machinery...
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Yeah, it's called the 'Yo yo" gene.
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Ouch
That word"Schoolbus"=OUCH! My Mom drove school bus,and I rode and rode and rode and rode that bus 2-3times a day depending on her route.I rode that bus for years.I hit 7th grade and walked across the church lawn that was in front of my house and got to the main road and stuck out my thumb and NEVER rode that DAM BUS AGAIN !!!!!!!! Ya ,our church was across the street from us. Made it hard skipping sunday school HMMMM... Let me see here....I had to ride the school bus my Mom drove for years. Sunday school church was just across the street.Chief of police (back then) was a relative.WOW Now I know why I turned out the way I did. Dont blame it on me!!!!!1
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I asked my wife/best friend Mary why women do this.
Her reply: "It's because they're ALWAYS thinking about something other than driving. Usually shopping". She verified the sincerity of her answer with "that look" that translates into: "I'm dead serious, now go back to whatever it is you do, sweetie".
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