Like most men, I procrastinate until the last minute to do my X-mas shopping. But I can hear the clock ticking down and I'd better get the lead out. What should I get her?

Jewelry, clothes, shoes or perhaps a new purse? Nah, she's already got all that stuff in spades stuffed in the closet under worn out X-mas decorations.

I've got it! I'll get her a new luxury car just like on TV! Everybody's doing it so why not me now that I'm retired and the buzzards are circling. But which one...the BMW , the Lexus or the Mercedes?

Decisions, decisions?

Neither. Go for the Bentley Bentayga (2017).

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On second thought maybe I'll just wash the Camry and change the oil. It's paid for and at less than 150K it ain't half broke in yet. And a gift certificate to Neiman-Marcus.

BRILLIANT!!

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4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

Chemically, alcohol IS a solution.

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SAM# 0078