It's Friday, and guy tells his wife he is going to take the day off from work. He gets his clubs and heads to the golf course. He leaves his cell phone at home so he can't be disturbed.

When he gets home, his wife says "Fifteen minutes after you left, your boss called and wanted to know why you were late. They had some kind of disaster at work and he really needed you. I told him you didn't feel well and were sleeping."

A half hour later your boss showed up at the house. He said he just needed to talk to you for a minute about the problem. I fessed up and told him you went to play golf. I told him I would have you call in the minute you got back home, but that wasn't good enough for him. He said your fired.

Hearing that, the man says "Screw him!"

His wife said " I did. You can head back to work on Monday".