01-06-2009, 08:06 PM
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Forest Sprite
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back Up in the Woods
Posts: 3,657
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OK, here's one:
"Mommy, mommy! Why do I keep running around in circles?"
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other shoe to the floor!"
[sounds of crickets...]
See? This is why I'm the "emcee," and all of you are the "talent."  
Mark \\.
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