Leaving the country again
 

Today I found out what my first assignment will be after my leg heals: Ecuador.

I'll have to get a custom made Fino Panama hat! Hopefully I won't get kidnapped. When the kidnappers realize the fact that I can't STFU and how much food and booze I require they'll either just let me go or kill me immediately.

Either way, it'll be warm.

Jeffy,
I'm a-thinkin' you go to WAYYYY too many UN-satisfactory countries that are either filthy armpits (India), or loaded with un-savory characters like Ecuador.
Can't they send some green kid to SEWAGE pits like that ?
C'mon noww.

I won't travel to $h1T-Hole countries unless given DIPLOMAT status so I can be armed to the teeth with impunity.

The FNG actually DID want to go, but we can't get him fully trained in time on this particular equipment.

I would definitely bump up the K&R.

If they kill you, you will be cold, cold dead. :(

BTW, can I have your two new rockets? :rolleyes: LOL!

When the Jivaro start looking at your head, and then start to grin, RUN!

If they offer you a drink called Quicha, RUN!

If the village elder offers you large, white grubs on a banana leaf, EAT THE GRUB!

I had many friends who collected tropical fish on the eastern part of the country back in the 1970's.

Without looking it up, I believe quicha is a type of fermented corn liquor.

Now I'll look it up.

OK, quicha didn't give any results. Actually I think the corn liquor is chicha.

Now I'll look that one up.

Yes, you can have them--but under one condition:

Please don't orchestrate my demise just to get them! ;)

Too funny! I'll PM my address so you can send them to me before you leave.

Oh wait, you have my address already, so just send them. :rolleyes: